Where do surfers in the first world stash their keys? Trident has visions of surfers driving up to a beachbreak in San Diego, to be greeted by smiling valets in bow ties who solemnly take the surfer’s car keys under sacred oath and return the vehicle later, all freshly washed and with a complimentary fruit basket.
Category: Top 5
Top Five absurd surf injuries.
You land on rocks so sharp you’ll swear Shaka himself put them there to train his impi warriors centuries ago.
Top Five creepiest kinds of locals.
Also, a surfer who talks the talk and for all intents appears to be a surfer – apart from the lack of actual surf device beneath them – is as creepy as an otherwise normal human being who has no head.
Top Five surf gadgets that are extremely useful (but haven’t quite taken off.)
You anticipate the section ahead, but you don’t anticipate the leash wrapped tightly around your front foot like a stalker ex defying their restraining order.
Top Five South African Snake species.
When confronted about its lack of manners, the previously chill Cobra will turn on its accuser like any character against any other character in an episode of Game of Thrones.
Top Five things SA surfers say.
It’s kinda like waiting for ages to see your favourite band live, only for them to cancel and be replaced by a Nickelback cover band. A kak Nickelback cover band.
