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Tag: Waveriding

Top Five slang phrases/words invented by Trident.

Top Five slang phrases/words invented by Trident.

Posted on October 13, 2026October 13, 2026 by Trident Surf

“My farts smelled like coconuts.”

Posted in Top 5 Tagged South Africa, South African, South African Surf, South African Surfer, South African Surfers, surf, Surf Local, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, surfer, surfers, Top 5, Waveriders, Waveriding
The Science of white water.

The Science of white water.

Posted on July 28, 2026July 28, 2026 by Trident Surf

White water is what happens when water gets angry, drinks 12 Black Labels, and decides to snort air.

Posted in Surf Science Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Science, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, Waveriding, waves
Surf wax: the Science.

Surf wax: the Science.

Posted on June 23, 2026June 23, 2026 by Trident Surf

Trident reckons in theory we should be able to stuff our dirty old scraped-off wax into our petrol tanks.

Posted in Surf Science Tagged surf, Surf Local, Surf Science, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, Waveriding
The Key Issue with Stand-up paddleboarding, Foilboarding (and their ilk).

The Key Issue with Stand-up paddleboarding, Foilboarding (and their ilk).

Posted on May 12, 2026May 12, 2026 by Trident Surf

Now, we’re not about to mention our opinion that paddleskiing looking about as stylish as riding a large toilet seat.

Posted in Articles Tagged Bodyboard, Bodyboarder, surf, surf break, Surf Etiquette, Surf Local, Surf Rules, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Wavecraft, Waveriders, Waveriding, waves
Immaturity, surf protests & surf rules signs.

Immaturity, surf protests & surf rules signs.

Posted on April 7, 2026April 7, 2026 by Trident Surf

I’m an anarcho-surfer.

Posted in Tips, Tricks & Tweaks Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Etiquette, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, Waveriding, waves
Onshore and offshore winds.

Onshore and offshore winds.

Posted on March 31, 2026March 31, 2026 by Trident Surf

Other onshore days resemble Poseidon flushing his mighty toilet after Thai curry night.

Posted in Surf Science Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Report, Surf Science, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, Waveriding, waves
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