Unlike some faceless, staid consumer-driven mass market corporate giants who coast on the same tired tagline for years if not decades – Trident Surf’s taglines are proudly updated every Monday. Some of them are pretty damn funny. Most aren’t. However, you can go back in time and access them here if you literally have nothing better to do. All copy remains the intellectual property of Trident Surf. Huh. Intellectual. That’s not a word you’ll hear often when describing our site.