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The Top 5 lists of all things surf related. Five things guaranteed from our lists of random surf related stuff: amusement, adventure, action, annoyance and anarchy.

Top Five slang phrases/words invented by Trident.

“My farts smelled like coconuts.”

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Top Five surfing items raising healthy suspicion.

Surfers would prefer cataracts to wearing slightly daft sunglasses it seems.

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Top Five generally lame things that surfers take to another level.

Trident has always said a good wave is like going to the toilet. No matter how enjoyable and satisfying it was for you – nobody cares…

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Top Five Superhero Powers most advantageous to a surfer.

“instead of having to slum it with the riff raff at a surf break, you could simply buy yourself a tropical island. “

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Top Five eye-rolling Clichés in Surfing Videos.

We’re sure your shaper will be just thrilled to make you another four new surfboards. For free.

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Top Five less obvious reasons why surfers are hands-down the gnarliest people alive.

“okes just carry nonchalantly surfing on while a damned MISSILE blows up amongst them.”

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