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Traffic lights, bad 2026 winter surf & revving vehicles.

Traffic lights, bad 2026 winter surf & revving vehicles.

Posted on September 29, 2026September 29, 2026 by Trident Surf

“like a zombie reanimated from a partially eaten corpse.”

Posted in Tips, Tricks & Tweaks Tagged South Africa, South African, South African Surf, South African Surfer, South African Surfers, surf, surf break, Surf Local, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves
Trident Reviews: Getting ready for your average weekend surf session. Part Two.

Trident Reviews: Getting ready for your average weekend surf session. Part Two.

Posted on September 22, 2026September 23, 2026 by Trident Surf

You even get such a sick barrel that you briefly consider politely accompanying your mate to the next Scientology seminar.

Posted in Trident Reviews Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Etiquette, surf leash, Surf Local, Surf Report, Surf Rules, surf spot, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves
Trident solves South Africa’s unemployment crisis.

Trident solves South Africa’s unemployment crisis.

Posted on September 8, 2026September 8, 2026 by Trident Surf

You betcha we have some sort of plan! And it involved time travel.

Posted in Articles Tagged South Africa, South African, South African Surf, South African Surfer, South African Surfers, surf, surf break, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, wavepool, Waveriders, waves
Sir David Attenborough, steroids & gender neutrality.

Sir David Attenborough, steroids & gender neutrality.

Posted on September 1, 2026September 1, 2026 by Trident Surf

“Whether male, female, in-between, he, she, they, kitchen appliance or wookie”

Posted in Tips, Tricks & Tweaks Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves
Top Five generally lame things that surfers take to another level.

Top Five generally lame things that surfers take to another level.

Posted on August 18, 2026August 19, 2026 by Trident Surf

Trident has always said a good wave is like going to the toilet. No matter how enjoyable and satisfying it was for you – nobody cares…

Posted in Top 5 Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, Top 5
Surfboard Statistics: A Quiz.

Surfboard Statistics: A Quiz.

Posted on August 11, 2026August 11, 2026 by Trident Surf

Nothing is good enough for me for how hard I shred.

Posted in Articles Tagged Questions, surf, surf break, Surf Etiquette, Surf Local, Surf Rules, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing
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