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Top Five slang phrases/words invented by Trident.

Top Five slang phrases/words invented by Trident.

Posted on October 13, 2026October 13, 2026 by Trident Surf

“My farts smelled like coconuts.”

Posted in Top 5 Tagged South Africa, South African, South African Surf, South African Surfer, South African Surfers, surf, Surf Local, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, surfer, surfers, Top 5, Waveriders, Waveriding

Saying “that oke is good at SUPing” is about as worthy a compliment as saying “for a grown man, he hardly ever soils his pants”.

Posted on October 11, 2026October 11, 2026 by Trident Surf
Posted in Taglines
Surf WhatsApp Groups.

Surf WhatsApp Groups.

Posted on October 6, 2026October 8, 2026 by Trident Surf

Admin is unaware of this vague friend-of-a-friend’s criminal record for public urination.

Posted in Articles Tagged surf, Surf Etiquette, Surf Local, Surf Report, Surf Rules, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves

Trident. Bootylicious.

Posted on October 4, 2026October 4, 2026 by Trident Surf
Posted in Taglines
Traffic lights, bad 2026 winter surf & revving vehicles.

Traffic lights, bad 2026 winter surf & revving vehicles.

Posted on September 29, 2026September 29, 2026 by Trident Surf

“like a zombie reanimated from a partially eaten corpse.”

Posted in Tips, Tricks & Tweaks Tagged South Africa, South African, South African Surf, South African Surfer, South African Surfers, surf, surf break, Surf Local, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves

Death by Monday. Surely that’s a real thing, right?

Posted on September 27, 2026September 27, 2026 by Trident Surf
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