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Trident solves South Africa’s unemployment crisis.
You betcha we have some sort of plan! And it involved time travel.
Surfboard Statistics: A Quiz.
Nothing is good enough for me for how hard I shred.
Cleaning your surfboard(s).
“gently though, as if you’re apologising to your surfboard for making it look bad when you kooked that last turn.”
Duck diving and paddling.
All massive legs for punting airs and arms, shoulders and chest like pigeons on Ozempic ‘coz they barely need to paddle.
The Key Issue with Stand-up paddleboarding, Foilboarding (and their ilk).
Now, we’re not about to mention our opinion that paddleskiing looking about as stylish as riding a large toilet seat.
