Come one, come all! This is the only this page for all surf-related hardboiled news, articles, rumours, hearsay and heresy. The Poseidon Post, also known as the Neptune News and the Triton Times, is sophistication itself. For reals; its value simply cannot be overstated to all ocean users. Consider it the Washington Post of the seven seas – and it’s what Poseidon himself reads on the toilet.
Surf WhatsApp Groups.
Admin is unaware of this vague friend-of-a-friend’s criminal record for public urination.
Trident solves South Africa’s unemployment crisis.
You betcha we have some sort of plan! And it involved time travel.
Surfboard Statistics: A Quiz.
Nothing is good enough for me for how hard I shred.
Cleaning your surfboard(s).
“gently though, as if you’re apologising to your surfboard for making it look bad when you kooked that last turn.”
Duck diving and paddling.
All massive legs for punting airs and arms, shoulders and chest like pigeons on Ozempic ‘coz they barely need to paddle.
The Key Issue with Stand-up paddleboarding, Foilboarding (and their ilk).
Now, we’re not about to mention our opinion that paddleskiing looking about as stylish as riding a large toilet seat.
