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Top Five slang phrases/words invented by Trident.

Top Five slang phrases/words invented by Trident.

Posted on October 13, 2026October 13, 2026 by Trident Surf

“My farts smelled like coconuts.”

Posted in Top 5 Tagged South Africa, South African, South African Surf, South African Surfer, South African Surfers, surf, Surf Local, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, surfer, surfers, Top 5, Waveriders, Waveriding
Surf WhatsApp Groups.

Surf WhatsApp Groups.

Posted on October 6, 2026October 8, 2026 by Trident Surf

Admin is unaware of this vague friend-of-a-friend’s criminal record for public urination.

Posted in Articles Tagged surf, Surf Etiquette, Surf Local, Surf Report, Surf Rules, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves
Traffic lights, bad 2026 winter surf & revving vehicles.

Traffic lights, bad 2026 winter surf & revving vehicles.

Posted on September 29, 2026September 29, 2026 by Trident Surf

“like a zombie reanimated from a partially eaten corpse.”

Posted in Tips, Tricks & Tweaks Tagged South Africa, South African, South African Surf, South African Surfer, South African Surfers, surf, surf break, Surf Local, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves
Trident Reviews: Getting ready for your average weekend surf session. Part Two.

Trident Reviews: Getting ready for your average weekend surf session. Part Two.

Posted on September 22, 2026September 23, 2026 by Trident Surf

You even get such a sick barrel that you briefly consider politely accompanying your mate to the next Scientology seminar.

Posted in Trident Reviews Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Etiquette, surf leash, Surf Local, Surf Report, Surf Rules, surf spot, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves
Top Five surfing items raising healthy suspicion.

Top Five surfing items raising healthy suspicion.

Posted on September 15, 2026September 15, 2026 by Trident Surf

Surfers would prefer cataracts to wearing slightly daft sunglasses it seems.

Posted in Top 5 Tagged surf, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, Top 5
Trident solves South Africa’s unemployment crisis.

Trident solves South Africa’s unemployment crisis.

Posted on September 8, 2026September 8, 2026 by Trident Surf

You betcha we have some sort of plan! And it involved time travel.

Posted in Articles Tagged South Africa, South African, South African Surf, South African Surfer, South African Surfers, surf, surf break, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, wavepool, Waveriders, waves
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