“like a zombie reanimated from a partially eaten corpse.”
Category: Tips, Tricks & Tweaks
Sir David Attenborough, steroids & gender neutrality.
“Whether male, female, in-between, he, she, they, kitchen appliance or wookie”
Jaws (the movie), confounding American quirks & gluten intolerance.
Surf School Fees Must Fall.
King Shaka, whimsical dashboard accessories & gym bro’s.
“Yeeeuuuw, I’m gonna get so barrelled at south Gondwanaland, sick!”
Enemies, Emoji’s & unexpected talents.
“what if there were waves, but the mutant offspring of kaiju?”
Nice guys, quitting the corporate world & surf savants.
“all I have left is my wetsuit, my surfboard and only one of my kidneys.”
