I’m an anarcho-surfer.
Category: Tips, Tricks & Tweaks
Wave measurement, surf leash issues & cereal box gifts.
South Africans are thicker than a bar of wax and don’t understand the Imperial measuring system.
The Kardashian’s, the Oscar’s & losing stuff.
It’s most likely currently being used as a Batman cape by a hobo car guard.
Surf progression, Apocalypse 2026 & splattered windscreens.
“I have more chance of winning the Quidditch World Cup than ever being able to do a decent cutback.”
Old dogs, parlour games & shaka injuries.
Trying to figure out whose wave it is when the surf lineup gets crowded is sorta like playing Rock Paper Scissors.
Surfers’ licences, Marelize & typo’s.
We need driver’s licences for the road, why not surfer’s licences?
