It appears tales of the Kardashian’s have been overshadowed by other events in the media of late. So no doubt Kim and the rest of her brood are pretty bummed the multitude worldwide crises are deemed more important than them. In my humble opinion, probably shared by anyone else with a mildly functional brain, the Kardashian’s have ruined the entire universe. Still, Kim and co have yet to ruin surfing. So let’s be eternally grateful. Hardhat Tebele, Follywood
Enough doom and gloom in 2026, let’s distract ourselves from the world for a little bit, shall we? It’s Awards Season folks! Glitz! Glamour! Grammy’s! Oscar’s! No, not the Pistorious kind of Oscar. Speaking of controversial Oscar’s…. Oscar winners always tend to divide fandom. Plenty people complain about which movies, directors, writers and actors deserved to won those weird golden man trophies. And I am one of the complainants I tell you! A good few years a classic movie was released. Triple XXX: The Return of Xander Cage was released. That dude rides a motorcycle on a wave and gets barrelled off his poephol How that movie wasn’t drowning in Oscar’s is one of the great mysteries of our time. Bin Diesel, Snollywood
Two things I lost this weekend:
1. My Round 2 heat of our local surf club competition. 2. My revolting old beach towel. It probably has an impressive E.coli colony on it considering when last it was washed. It’s most likely currently being used as a Batman cape by a hobo car guard. Still it would be nice to get it back. So please give me a holler if you see it around, hobo crusader accessory or otherwise. Salmon Smith, South Spleen
Going straight on a paddle ski. Shredding brah *gooi’s ironic shaka. Lentil Isaacs, Molar Point
Riding a bodyboard positioned so far forward it’s under your wrists and not your torso. Shredding brah *gooi’s ironic shaka. Tabudi Microbe, That old Pick n Pay Building
