It kinda looks like they’re getting a lapdance while on a wave.
Category: Tips, Tricks & Tweaks
The Hobbit, the South African economy & surfing signboards.
Shot doos, you were the first poephol to put carbon emissions in the air and send us down a path of rampant pollution.
Turps/meths, cheese curls & water births.
Gonna start eating whole packets of soggy Cheese Curls in the surf lineup.
Slurs, surfing longevity & upcycling hair extensions.
“Iggy Pop endorsing Billabong boardshorts back in the day is cooler than a Himalayan yeti’s ‘nads.”
Chumming, leprechaun curses & the opposite of wave magnets.
Seriously, three days of cooking waves and all of my surfs were pretty much kak?!
Gale force winds, pregnant surfers and May Day.
When taking off on right handers basically blinded; wait for the biggest, fattest behemoth of an oke to take a wave and then take off behind them.
