Jeez, some surfers have such utterly shocking styles! It kinda looks like they’re getting a lapdance while on a wave. Lamb Mudcart, Messy Potamia
Does anybody know of a very efficient and effective sangoma? One whom I could farm out to place curses and spells curses on idiotic, selfish and entitled surfers who drop-in and snake constantly? Only serious answers please, no chancers or time wasters. Askingfor Afriend, Inhumansdorp
Just like having a valid driver’s license is no guarantee you’re actually a good driver; so too having a certificate of completion from some surf school is no guarantee you should actually be in the water on a surfboard. Rusty Hubcap, Gallbladder
So does anybody know what’s up with Nkandla these days? If I were Finance Minister, the first thing I’d do is turn Nkandla’s “fire pool” into a wave pool. That’ll help pay back some bucks, yeah. Pa Looker, Poof Hollow
I’m sure plenty of people can claim having met a Miss South Africa (and getting the photo) – but how many can claim having met a Miss South Africa with eyes so bloodshot from a 4+ hour surf marathon you look possessed? A Trident Surf Ed, Truestory
