For everyone who ever saw Jaws (the movie) as a kid, and subsequently pissed their pants at the sound of a violin or the sight of the ocean – here’s something to ponder. Watch it again. And see that Chief Brody, the scientist dude and Skipper Quint were pissed as balls throughout the entire last act of the movie. Hence, it wasn’t the giant, man-eating Great White outsmarting them – they were simply drunk as lords possessing politician-like levels of incompetence. It was a fish they were hunting. A big fish, yes – but a fish. Still, killer movie though. Bacteria Magcwebeba, Lasagna Bay
Of all the bizarre and annoying things America does; such as violently introducing democracy, violently introducing the Kardashians and the ways its citizens spell “colour”, the most confounding thing to us surfers that America does is call tortoises “turtles” and thus turtles are called “sea turtles”. A nation of weirdo’s if you ask me. Vuyisa Gatsby, Not ‘Murica
Rest assured, my ridiculous wetsuit tan on my face, hands and feet looks pretty damn decolonised. Living the dream bru.
Box Cutter Van Blerk, Boetoria
Surf School Fees Must Fall. Count A Revolutionary, Cape Browneye
What does gluten intolerance and alternative surfboards have in common? After the last decade or so, everyone has one. Pterosaur February, Balla Unidentifiablegoop
