“My farts smelled like coconuts.”
Tag: South African Surfers
Traffic lights, bad 2026 winter surf & revving vehicles.
“like a zombie reanimated from a partially eaten corpse.”
Trident solves South Africa’s unemployment crisis.
You betcha we have some sort of plan! And it involved time travel.
Cleaning your surfboard(s).
“gently though, as if you’re apologising to your surfboard for making it look bad when you kooked that last turn.”
Top Five reasons for watching the WSL CT this year.
“our colourful Saffa accent will balance out the aneurysm-inducing Aussie drone they call an accent”
Rassie Erasmus should coach surfing.
We’re pretty sure Rassie didn’t win two World Cups in a row furiously playing Counter Strike.
