“My farts smelled like coconuts.”
Category: Top 5
Top Five surfing items raising healthy suspicion.
Surfers would prefer cataracts to wearing slightly daft sunglasses it seems.
Top Five generally lame things that surfers take to another level.
Trident has always said a good wave is like going to the toilet. No matter how enjoyable and satisfying it was for you – nobody cares…
Top Five Superhero Powers most advantageous to a surfer.
“instead of having to slum it with the riff raff at a surf break, you could simply buy yourself a tropical island. “
Top Five eye-rolling Clichés in Surfing Videos.
We’re sure your shaper will be just thrilled to make you another four new surfboards. For free.
Top Five less obvious reasons why surfers are hands-down the gnarliest people alive.
“okes just carry nonchalantly surfing on while a damned MISSILE blows up amongst them.”
