“our colourful Saffa accent will balance out the aneurysm-inducing Aussie drone they call an accent”
Category: Top 5
Top Five ways Surfing will improve other aspects of your life. (Without you even realising it.)
Or to never set foot inside an indoor office again and somehow contrive to surf for a living.
Top Five new faces you’ll see in the surf lineup in summer.
Like, really they need to see themselves doing a cutback with all the speed, power and grace of having just been shot with a tranquilliser gun.
Top Five less obvious things about surfing we love.
Actually, come to think about it – surfing is EXACTLY like a cult.
Top Five things surfers think are cool but are actually just plain daft, stupid or pointless.
To Trident it’s like measuring the height of a house’s wall by checking the height of the gutter.
Top Five best things about surfing in November.
The Yanks have Thanksgiving. Which Trident will henceforth call Yanksgiving.
