And all you smug leashless hipsters grinning sagely while reading this can just sod off.
Category: Top 5
Top Five reasons the ocean’s waves are better than wavepools.
“Ah nooit bru, someone just dropped a bag of koeksisters from the snack stall in the pumping mechanism.”
Top Five reasons wavepools are better than ocean waves.
“is the earth flat and should pineapple be on pizza.”
Top Five ways to motivate yourself to surf in inclement winter weather.
Those days when the sky and sea are both a monotone, depressing grey like portrait shots from the Old West circa 1800’s?
Top Five unconventional ways to get fired up before a surf session.
This is a family website. Well, more or less. So we’re not suggesting anything stronger than caffeine.
Top Five oddly soothing aspects of surfing.
“hipsters with the world’s worst bum-fluff moustaches in the lineup”
