Why then, is the stereotypical concept of a surfer that of a grinning, carefree, laidback dude?
Category: Top 5
Top Five types of groms.
We’ve all witnessed plenty of enthusiastic young kids speedily paddling around the lineup like baitfish.
Top Five ways to gently punish surf transgressions.
People will still transgress. So treat them gently. Or moer them. Whatever. We trust your judgement.
Top Five New Year’s Resolutions nobody will keep. (‘Coz nobody bothered making them in the first place.)
“Classic examples are exercising more, eating better, drinking less, hiding the bodies better…”
Top Five Black Friday specials we really need.
“Even if the surfer you’re cheering on surfs with all the finesse of a zombie freshly resurrected from the dead”
Top Five Halloween costumes for surfers.
After all, these loonies are often seen throwing themselves into waves the size of Kanye West’s ego.
