Top Five Readers from Trident’s Tips, Tricks and Tweaks.

“Max enjoys being beaten on his ample bottom by plus-sized women in Hazmat suits”

The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series. Part 7.

So, after several months of wailing, gnashing of teeth, Catholic guilt, an inopportune empty toilet paper roll, laziness, anger, greed, gluttony an’ stuff, Trident presents the final article of our series of the Seven Deadly Surfing Sins.

The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series. Part 6.

Excailbur may have been awesome at chopping off the heads of enemy knights, but the blunt old panga you found in your oupa’s garage will do the job too.

The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series. Part 5.

No way my man, your parents shoulda started you off surfing in a test tube full of sea water when you were but a mere fetus.

The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series. Part 4.

“The simple fact surfing is 50% frustrating as hell and this will make you angrier than a hive full of divorced hornets.”