Wavecraft Archives - Trident Surf

The Key Issue with Stand-up paddleboarding, Foilboarding (and their ilk).

Now, we’re not about to mention our opinion that paddleskiing looking about as stylish as riding a large toilet seat.

Buggr’it, Ill just order 6 boards to be safe.

Artificial reefs made from the bones of your political enemies.

If you vote for Trident, we’ll ensure days off to surf when it’s cranking.

“this form of paddling to move forwards is as effective as trying to run your household electricity with a potato during load shedding.”

“Classic examples are exercising more, eating better, drinking less, hiding the bodies better…”