Now, we’re not about to mention our opinion that paddleskiing looking about as stylish as riding a large toilet seat.
Tag: Bodyboarder
Top Five creepiest kinds of locals.
Also, a surfer who talks the talk and for all intents appears to be a surfer – apart from the lack of actual surf device beneath them – is as creepy as an otherwise normal human being who has no head.
Every wave is overhead for a bodyboarder.
And if you do somehow manage to fit into said tube, it won’t be pretty – like a hallucinating Harry Houdini trying to vigorously scratch his own bottom.
