Top Five creepiest kinds of locals.

Also, a surfer who talks the talk and for all intents appears to be a surfer – apart from the lack of actual surf device beneath them – is as creepy as an otherwise normal human being who has no head.

Every wave is overhead for a bodyboarder.

And if you do somehow manage to fit into said tube, it won’t be pretty – like a hallucinating Harry Houdini trying to vigorously scratch his own bottom.