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Sir David Attenborough, steroids & gender neutrality.

Sir David Attenborough, steroids & gender neutrality.

Posted on September 1, 2026September 1, 2026 by Trident Surf

“Whether male, female, in-between, he, she, they, kitchen appliance or wookie”

Posted in Tips, Tricks & Tweaks Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves
Trident Reviews: Getting ready for your average weekend surf session. Part One.

Trident Reviews: Getting ready for your average weekend surf session. Part One.

Posted on August 25, 2026August 25, 2026 by Trident Surf

“the family in the SUV next to you phoned the cops while you were kaalgat and grunting.”

Posted in Trident Reviews Tagged surf, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, Waveriders
Top Five generally lame things that surfers take to another level.

Top Five generally lame things that surfers take to another level.

Posted on August 18, 2026August 19, 2026 by Trident Surf

Trident has always said a good wave is like going to the toilet. No matter how enjoyable and satisfying it was for you – nobody cares…

Posted in Top 5 Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, Top 5
Surfboard Statistics: A Quiz.

Surfboard Statistics: A Quiz.

Posted on August 11, 2026August 11, 2026 by Trident Surf

Nothing is good enough for me for how hard I shred.

Posted in Articles Tagged Questions, surf, surf break, Surf Etiquette, Surf Local, Surf Rules, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing
Jaws (the movie), confounding American quirks & gluten intolerance.

Jaws (the movie), confounding American quirks & gluten intolerance.

Posted on August 4, 2026August 4, 2026 by Trident Surf

Surf School Fees Must Fall.

Posted in Tips, Tricks & Tweaks Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves
The Science of white water.

The Science of white water.

Posted on July 28, 2026July 28, 2026 by Trident Surf

White water is what happens when water gets angry, drinks 12 Black Labels, and decides to snort air.

Posted in Surf Science Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Science, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, Waveriding, waves
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