“instead of having to slum it with the riff raff at a surf break, you could simply buy yourself a tropical island. “
Tag: surfers
Cleaning your surfboard(s).
“gently though, as if you’re apologising to your surfboard for making it look bad when you kooked that last turn.”
King Shaka, whimsical dashboard accessories & gym bro’s.
“Yeeeuuuw, I’m gonna get so barrelled at south Gondwanaland, sick!”
Surf wax: the Science.
Trident reckons in theory we should be able to stuff our dirty old scraped-off wax into our petrol tanks.
Top Five eye-rolling Clichés in Surfing Videos.
We’re sure your shaper will be just thrilled to make you another four new surfboards. For free.
Duck diving and paddling.
All massive legs for punting airs and arms, shoulders and chest like pigeons on Ozempic ‘coz they barely need to paddle.
