Surf School Fees Must Fall.
Tag: surf break
The Science of white water.
White water is what happens when water gets angry, drinks 12 Black Labels, and decides to snort air.
Top Five Superhero Powers most advantageous to a surfer.
“instead of having to slum it with the riff raff at a surf break, you could simply buy yourself a tropical island. “
Cleaning your surfboard(s).
“gently though, as if you’re apologising to your surfboard for making it look bad when you kooked that last turn.”
King Shaka, whimsical dashboard accessories & gym bro’s.
“Yeeeuuuw, I’m gonna get so barrelled at south Gondwanaland, sick!”
Duck diving and paddling.
All massive legs for punting airs and arms, shoulders and chest like pigeons on Ozempic ‘coz they barely need to paddle.
