I dislocated my shoulder putting on my zip free wetsuit. Damn things should come with a warning label.
Tag: Snake
Top Five good reasons to drop in on someone.
Like every conflict in human history, from when Ug first moered Tharg over the head with a rock for stealing his bespoke animal skin thong, the origins of each conflict can be obscured back in the mists of time.
Top Five South African Snake species.
When confronted about its lack of manners, the previously chill Cobra will turn on its accuser like any character against any other character in an episode of Game of Thrones.
The S-s-sneaky s-s-subtlety of the S-s-snake
Which is kind of ironic, as often this breed of snake will complain exceptionally loudly about being snaked themselves. Which is sorta like chastising someone else for their fly being down after you have just crapped your pants.
