I dislocated my shoulder putting on my zip free wetsuit. Damn things should come with a warning label.
Tag: Etiquette
Top Five good reasons to drop in on someone.
Like every conflict in human history, from when Ug first moered Tharg over the head with a rock for stealing his bespoke animal skin thong, the origins of each conflict can be obscured back in the mists of time.
The S-s-sneaky s-s-subtlety of the S-s-snake
Which is kind of ironic, as often this breed of snake will complain exceptionally loudly about being snaked themselves. Which is sorta like chastising someone else for their fly being down after you have just crapped your pants.
Lockdown seems an odd time to decide to learn how to surf.
A sport that can be as mellow as medicated lawn bowls, or as spectacularly dangerous as shark cage diving if the cage was made of fresh animal bones.
