“The best thing to wear under your wetsuit is a adult diaper – trust me – I know.”
Category: Top 5
Top Five things equally as sucky as a no-surf regulation.
“Hey! Seeing as you can’t surf, why don’t we go curtain shopping?” Oh just shoot me in the face with a crossbow already.
Top Five best excuses why you’re not paddling out in solid surf.
You’re like Chuck Norris if he was bitten by a radioactive spider.
Top Five biggest surfing distractions.
Even the most laidback of partners will eventually strip their moer when you say you’re surfing for the third time that weekend, instead of going curtain shopping with said partner or whatever you promised them while daydreaming about the barrel you had at New Pier back in 2008.
Top Five TV shows surfing would be if surfing was a TV show (and why).
No, we’re not talking about Keeping up with the Kardashians, a show so far fetched it makes Ancient Aliens look like Antiques Roadshow.
Top Five foreign surfers.
Some visitors seem to think surfing is only slightly more difficult than walking, despite coming from more or less landlocked cities like London, Stockholm and Harare.
