“Going surfing can be like going to the toillet”
Tag: Surf Trend
Mussels.
King Shaka used thorn-strewn fields to toughen his warriors’ feet. Surfers use mussel-strewn rocks.
Top Five methods to enjoy bad surfing conditions.
Home brewed beer that tastes like rotting fruit, urine and mild seizures.
Corporate (surf) culture.
“Unless a surfer was able to magically conjure up a surfboard and wetsuit using the Dark Arts”
3D scans, gremlins & hooting.
You may consider yourself quite hardcore, but nothing says seriously hardcore like having 2 bodyboards strapped to your roof racks.
Wave calling: the hard science.
“Although it’s uncertain whether this uselessness was due to the general foreign nature of said instrument or the fact it was invented by Australians specifically”
