I wanna 3d scan myself then 3d print myself as an action figure with a surfboard. Not really a tip, tweak nor trick, but I just wanna do it. Naer Sis, Sies Tick
Pretty sure I just saw the one and only female Gremlin suiting up in the parking lot today, clearly ready to surf. How do I know it was the only female from those old movies? Well, it had a ridiculous wig, stupid drawn-on pencil eyebrows, kak makeup and a ludicrous duck face. Surely everyone knows it should NOT BE AROUND WATER? Giz Moe, NYC
Living in a country where ridiculous and outrageous is the order of the day, it’s kinda hard to ever be surprised. However, if this is not the absolute pinnacle of absurdity – this comes pretty close: a female car guard wearing her child like a backpack in the parking lot at my local surf spot. What exactly is the game plan here Woman? Throw said child at a fleeing thief’s head in the event of a car break-in? Sense Buyeye, Ukantmakethisshitup
You may consider yourself quite hardcore, but nothing says seriously hardcore like having 2 bodyboards strapped to your roof racks. New Bad Ass Local, In Town
Whistling and hooting: 1. If you’re a surfer on a bomb of a wave, good. 2. If you’re on the freeway and it’s all the cars in the lanes next to you, bad. Very bad. Mike Hannick, Scrotumville
