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Top Five New Year’s resolutions no surfer will be keeping in 2023.

This doesn’t actually apply to Trident as we’re already nicer than your Granny who runs the local free animal shelter.

Remember, Vaalies are people too, so let them have fun, ahem – “surfing”. But not SUPers. They ain’t human, man.

Facial hair is like a jersey for your face.

One has to assume for example, that peeing in a dry suit was phenomenally less pleasant than doing so in a modern wetsuit.

For instance, in 9000 BC, wiping one’s arse with a banana leaf instead of poison ivy was probably considered the peak of civilisation back then.

If say – Supertubes is a supermodel, then your favourite local break is the winner of your high school beauty pageant.