Sadly however, a lifetime of not surfing generally means they paddle with all the grace and power of a drugged manatee.
Tag: Surf Trend
The Trident Online Surf Report Quiz.
I want to relieve myself in the Surfline headquarters every time they over call it.
Hoodies, tendons & Zulu shields.
I am gatvol of okes always wanting to borrow wax and/or sunblock off me.
The science of colour in surfing.
“a colour guaranteed to absorb all the sun’s heat and subsequently do more damage to your board than a blowtorch.”
Top Five types of beginner surfer.
This despite movies such as Triple X trying to convince braindead audiences an oke can be a Motocross champ, a big wave surfer, an expert skateboarder and a hackey sack wunderkind all in one.
The perils of online surf shopping.
Only to discover you’ve actually committed to a large box of expired frozen chicken pieces or defective truck parts.
