Just don’t snake, drop in, smile too much, talk too much, frown too much, get in the way, take a wave, paddle out in the first place or be alive at that spot.
Tag: Surfboard
Gettin’ skunked.
Meteorology clearly is the only science which isn’t an exact science.
Man-buns, circuses & cheese.
My brand new wetsuit (only surfed twice and rinsed properly after each surf) currently smells like cheese.
Surf nutrition.
These days the parking lot is full of okes drinking triple filtered water, as well as wheatgrass, bean sprout and pangolin milk smoothies.
Top Five ways to deal with surly locals.
Alternatively, patrol the lineup with a speargun. Or an actual gun.
The Trident Beginner Surfer Quiz.
It doesn’t matter if you’re 10 years old, or 20 or 30, 40, 50 and beyond – if you’re reading this so far – we’re guessing you’re at least old enough to read.
