Do not, repeat – DO NOT – make 2 minute noodles with seawater.
Tag: Surfboard
The science of fear.
Just watching some of the footage of the big wave surfing online tended to make Trident pee just a little bit.
Top Five elementary mistakes surfers often make.
“A surf leash is a donnerse cumbersome thing, like an umbilical cord for your surfboard that just gets in the way.”
Surfing with style to burn.
“A guy waving his arms frantically on every attempted 3 degree turn, knees facing outward like a spastic orc being electrocuted is still a style.”
Wind, exorcists & summer.
Just do the Ice Bucket Challenge while getting barrelled.
Surfing sucks: an environmental perspective.
“you cannot get away from surfboards being about as green as several tonnes of plastic bags filled with nuclear waste and illegally sized White Steenbras fillets.”
