Just before paddling out before every surf, I hoist my surfboard in the air and bellow: “By the power of Grayskull!” Prince Adam Heman Human, Eternia
Although I’m one to talk about patience in the lineup; let’s all try to show our fellow surfers a bit of empathy and courtesy when they are paddling and/or surfing poorly; for all we know – they just sharted violently. Mustard Abrahams, Grump Point
If you literally paddle towards me while I’m up and surfing already – instead of for the shoulder or the whitewater – I interpret that as your way of saying “Good day Sir, I would sincerely enjoy the nose of your board embedded in my skull or genitals if it’s not too much trouble.” Crankshaft de Villiers, Terminator Bay
There’s a dead rat the size of a small kudu lying at the ablution block of my local surf spot. Shame, poor thing must’ve bitten one of the car guards and died. Charity Dump, St Francis
Here’s a useful tip for all your readers. Do not, repeat – DO NOT – make 2 minute noodles with seawater. Particularly after it rained in Durban. E.coli, Digestive Tract
