“why do you always have the same facial expression you’d assume a constipated vervet monkey would have?”
Tag: Surf Trend
Crime and surfing (Part One.)
Bodily orifices may be stretchy enough for, say, a car key – but good luck fitting that smartphone up there pal.
Garden gnomes, 3D printing & recycling.
“if we were able to exchange recyclable plastic for tequila shots; the world’s garbage pollution would be solved within a month.”
The tidal effect (Part One).
“we’ll help you differentiate your spring tide from a Spring Break.”
Top Five red flags at any surf spot.
Watch out also for tons of plastic rubbish, chicken bones and overweight, blimp-like bathers who evidently don’t understand the concept of swimming flags.
The WSL’s mid-season kak. Er, we mean, cut.
Right now, even though there are only 2 Saffa’s after the cut, that’s literally double the number of mainland Americans left on tour.
