“wish in your one hand and poop in your other then see which hand is more full.”
Tag: Surf Trend
Booted or barefoot surfing?
“Sure, you can laugh at your bootie-less mates as they clamber awkwardly over rocks like lobotomised crabs”
Top Five reasons our surf photo’s often look so bad.
Or perhaps an expression more akin as to what would happen if one accidentally nicked one’s own genitals with a 1970’s style electric carving knife.
Crime and surfing (Part Two).
My car is surrounded by pit bulls when I go surfing. Well actually, I just blast Pit Bull from the stereo with the windows open. Surely, that’ll also repel any would-be thieves right?
Pillows, otters & subtitles.
“the Ozzie accent still sounds like someone shoved a megaphone up their arse and proceeded to fart through it.”
The tidal effect (Part Two).
Do surfers become werewolves during a full moon?
