Humanitarian advice, teaching English & car guard tips.

“Your contributions to future hackers writing more convincing spam e-mails cannot be understated.”

Surf injuries Part Three: A potentially lifesaving Questionnaire.

Pee on them. Oh that’s a fallacy about urine helping stings, is it? Here, have some as well!

Surf injuries Part Two: Regular causes (in the lineup.)

Seals – like wolves, lions, bears, snakes, eagles, sharks, South African All Black supporters and meerkats – are wild animals.

The rites (and rights) of the inexperienced, the uninitiated and the overenthusiastic.

You go dizzy, you swallow saltwater, you snort salt water. You receive a salt water enema.

Surf injuries Part One: Regular causes (in the shallows.)

Bottom line is, unless you’re a dog or into hardcore S & M – don’t wear a leash on the beach.

The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series.

Hell yes! We each have a little bit of a Glutton in us all.