Then there’s always the possibility your friendly neighborhood toothless tikhead car guard is actually part of the car theft/break-in syndicate.
Tag: surf fin
Trident’s look back at 2023.
No rational mind can deny what a crapstorm 2023 was. Wars, atrocities, droughts, floods. Load shedding. Job cuts. Mid year surf tour cuts. People who still think dabbing is cool.
The science of (surf) branding (Part Two.)
Or, if you’re like Trident and a sceptic at heart – marketing hokum.
Top Five surfing frustrations.
“why do you always have the same facial expression you’d assume a constipated vervet monkey would have?”
Monetised surfing, penguins & Bokke.
After decades of surfing, you can still have an unfortunate bail and end up with a supercharged wetsuit wedgie.
Top Five ways to deal with surly locals.
Alternatively, patrol the lineup with a speargun. Or an actual gun.
