The Trident Beginner Surfer Quiz.

It doesn’t matter if you’re 10 years old, or 20 or 30, 40, 50 and beyond – if you’re reading this so far – we’re guessing you’re at least old enough to read.

Top Five elementary mistakes surfers often make.

“A surf leash is a donnerse cumbersome thing, like an umbilical cord for your surfboard that just gets in the way.”

Surfing sucks: an environmental perspective.

“you cannot get away from surfboards being about as green as several tonnes of plastic bags filled with nuclear waste and illegally sized White Steenbras fillets.”

Trident’s look back at 2022.

Remember, Vaalies are people too, so let them have fun, ahem – “surfing”. But not SUPers. They ain’t human, man.

Corporate (surf) culture.

“Unless a surfer was able to magically conjure up a surfboard and wetsuit using the Dark Arts”

Hoodies, tendons & Zulu shields.

I am gatvol of okes always wanting to borrow wax and/or sunblock off me.