“the Ozzie accent still sounds like someone shoved a megaphone up their arse and proceeded to fart through it.”
Tag: South African Surf
The tidal effect (Part Two).
Do surfers become werewolves during a full moon?
Top Five surfing frustrations.
“why do you always have the same facial expression you’d assume a constipated vervet monkey would have?”
Crime and surfing (Part One.)
Bodily orifices may be stretchy enough for, say, a car key – but good luck fitting that smartphone up there pal.
Garden gnomes, 3D printing & recycling.
“if we were able to exchange recyclable plastic for tequila shots; the world’s garbage pollution would be solved within a month.”
The tidal effect (Part One).
“we’ll help you differentiate your spring tide from a Spring Break.”
