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Tag: South African Surf
“One last wave.”
A wave where you don’t kook it completely and look like a shaved sloth examining its own unmentionables?
Killer whales, wishes & blue longboards.
“wish in your one hand and poop in your other then see which hand is more full.”
Booted or barefoot surfing?
“Sure, you can laugh at your bootie-less mates as they clamber awkwardly over rocks like lobotomised crabs”
Top Five reasons our surf photo’s often look so bad.
Or perhaps an expression more akin as to what would happen if one accidentally nicked one’s own genitals with a 1970’s style electric carving knife.
Crime and surfing (Part Two).
My car is surrounded by pit bulls when I go surfing. Well actually, I just blast Pit Bull from the stereo with the windows open. Surely, that’ll also repel any would-be thieves right?
