“who said you need to look cool while saving the environment?”
Category: Tips, Tricks & Tweaks
Mythology, Hogwarts and tuna cans.
If I had ever gotten my Hogwarts letter – you can bet your bottom dollar I would’ve started Griffindor’s first surf club.
Time travel, new sovereign nations & Nobel prizes.
I’m awarding myself a Nobel Peace Prize for not having headbutted anyone recently. I’m a model of restraint y’all.
Earwax, sanitising & weaves.
I’ll even drop in on myself if my clone takes up surfing
Flat spells, All Black jerseys & job cuts in the surf industry.
I personally think it should be perfectly legal to throat punch everyone who works at insurance sales centres.
Rugby World Cup, Quarts & Discarded beer cases.
I made the unpleasant discovery that discarded 24 beer case cardboard is the perfect substrate to wipe a hobo’s mangy, fungus-riddled arse. #winningatlife
