Tired of spending your hard earned money on expensive surf wax? Simply stick a wax comb in both your ears, collect some earwax and voila! Smear on your surfboard and you’re good to go! Better yet, collect some earwax over a period of time and craft it into a block. Then give it away as a stocking stuffing this Christmas. We all appreciate hand crafted Holiday gifts don’t we? Willie Daft, Crevice
Almost Christmas time, yay! Now, whether or not you give and/or receive surfing related stuff, ie: equipment, clothing, accessories etc. Actually, for that matter – whatever gifts you may give and/or receive – just remember to sanitise all your presents before opening them. Lukhanyo Lockdown, 2020
If I see any random surfers in Santa hats in any lineup this holiday season, I’m assuming they’re trying too hard to be jolly. So they automatically get dropped in on. Humbug Scrooge, What the Dickens
‘tis the Season for giving! And ‘tis also the Season for boardshorts! So, make sure you look good without a T-shirt on, and more importantly – give back to those less fortunate than you. So go ahead and shave (or shear, or mow, or hack) off all your back hair to give to impoverished ladies to use as weaves. Nice! Harry Back ’n Shoulders, Hangnail Point
Some time very shortly the “new year, new me” statuses and memes will be popping up like groms in the lineup on their new Christmas surfboards. “New year, new me” comments are kak lame and twee. Unless you’re literally talking about cloning. Coz cloning oneself for 2024 is cool as balls. Count me in – and I’ll even drop in on myself if my clone takes up surfing. Dop Ganger, Twin Peaks
