Red speedo’s, exchange student surfers & Predator blood.

They should seriously rethink their uniform of miniscule, bright red speedo on their chubbier members.

Humanitarian advice, teaching English & car guard tips.

“Your contributions to future hackers writing more convincing spam e-mails cannot be understated.”

2024 Elections, elections & elections.

“There are many SA political parties that remind you of ice cubes in a urinal.”

Surfboard bags, lifeguard whistles & new political parties.

Contrary to popular belief, you can’t tell the age of a car guard by counting the number of R2 and R5 coin imprints embedded in their palms.