So surely it’s time to add “surf forecasters getting the conditions shockingly wrong and skunking many disappointed surfers” to the list of human rights violations?
Category: Tips, Tricks & Tweaks
Killer whales, wishes & blue longboards.
“wish in your one hand and poop in your other then see which hand is more full.”
Pillows, otters & subtitles.
“the Ozzie accent still sounds like someone shoved a megaphone up their arse and proceeded to fart through it.”
Garden gnomes, 3D printing & recycling.
“if we were able to exchange recyclable plastic for tequila shots; the world’s garbage pollution would be solved within a month.”
Monetised surfing, penguins & Bokke.
After decades of surfing, you can still have an unfortunate bail and end up with a supercharged wetsuit wedgie.
Itchy bottoms, goggles & X-Men.
Call me a geek, but I personally find it a bizarre oversight not one of the X-Men is a world-class surfer.
