People – we live in an unjust world. So surely it’s time to add “surf forecasters getting the conditions shockingly wrong and skunking many disappointed surfers” to the list of human rights violations? I adamantly think so by gum. Barnacle Fritter, East Westland
Seriously humanity – just how many reality shows about baking can we create? (PS that’s a rhetorical question – NOT a challenge.) However, to my knowledge there’s only ever been one reality show about surfing. It was called Ultimate Surfer, a subtle nod to the fact it was about surfing. Also, it was utter arse. So please powers-that-be in reality television, let’s have another stab at surfing as a reality show. Wet Blanket, Offal
Dear Wet Blanket
You Sir or Madam seem blissfully unaware of a truly cool surfing reality show titled “Make or Break” on Apple TV. Well season 1 was good, the second season – not so much. Also, regardless of whether you are a Sir or Madam or Other, would you like to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy? Des Perate, Jumping Castle
I gave some waves to a lady surfer the other day. I’m a woke feminist yo. She didn’t give me her number though so clearly she’s not into men. Also, she should smile more. Al Pha, In Your Dreams
Next year is the 2024 general elections. So what, you may ask, this is a rad surfing site where we share our tips and experiences! Well, it’s well documented how some political parties dish out t-shirts and fast food in the run up to elections. However, how many dish up surf trips? Or lap dances? ‘Coz that’s who I’ll vote for! #winningelectionstrategy Kitchen Sink, Pragmatic
