How weird are our beachfronts lately?

No, this guy was thrashing about in his front seat, trying to pluck his nostril hairs like he was defeathering a live goose.

Cancelling surf shows, James Bond & snotklaps.

Surfers who give away surf spots on social media when it’s firing conditions should be hung, drawn and quartered. 

Top Five stereotypical surfers (as seen by non-surfers).

Long blonde hair, body lean, ripped and tanned and a permanently fixed goofy grin. This stereotype defined the appearance of a surfer for decades. Nowadays however, the typical surfer look has diversified somewhat. At your local spot you’re likely to see different breeds of our fellow sea creatures. Nevertheless, to a non-surfer certain outward characteristics READ MORE